it vould appear dat vun uf de generals iz seriously out uf practice fightink.
Now kallink Mechanicsburg a "Backvater Dump" iz definitely askink to get you rear end hended to hyu if saeed in earshot uf a Jager.
It iz klearly a "Remote Shmot guys' Scrapyard"
"What do I want? I want to live just long enough to be there when they cut your head off and stick it on a pike, as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave,like this!" - Vir Cotto
Dese Wulfenbach guys haff never fought Jaegers, much less der Generals. So deye iz fallink to dot old problem of hafink contempt vor your opponent. Big mistake, especially vit dese guys as you opponent.
And while we're on he subject, few graduate second grade without learning you never pick on people more than twice as big as you are! Taking cheap shorts at the physiques of Goomblast and Red has much in common with biting down on the cyanide capsule, yet two of these guy's officers do it in half a minute! Can a whole unit be that stupid?
Dagrun: Yum! De ice cream dat bites hyu beck!
Jul 25, 2014 0:46:39 GMT
Huntress: Hy like mine crispy bog sprinkles roasted vit a little bit of honey und some nice chipotle. Hit bites hyu beck.
Jul 24, 2014 19:39:14 GMT
Dagrun: Alvays goot time vor de ice cream!
Jul 18, 2014 20:49:40 GMT
Mavromichali: Ve needs more ice-cream in thiz hot veather! (vit crispy bog sprinkles)
Jul 18, 2014 9:12:43 GMT
Herdthinner: Dis iz de best pack effer! TO DE JÄGERMOBILE!! No reason, just felt like gettink sum ice cream.
Jul 17, 2014 6:32:53 GMT
andyab1000: Yah! Ve ken handle dose FBI guys. Hy vill alvays say know hyu, herdthinner. Hyu iz fonny und talented.
Jul 16, 2014 20:26:08 GMT
m1a1x1i1m1s1h1a1t: Ve Jäger ken vhoop de FBI anyday. Ve got yo beck!
Jul 16, 2014 10:56:03 GMT
Herdthinner: Dot depends on eff de Professor retveeted to friends, or to de FBI for de copyright tingies. Den mebbe hyu DUN vanna know me??
Jul 15, 2014 21:57:13 GMT
Dagrun: Voo-hoo! Kongratz! Can ve say ve know hyu ven hyu bekum famous?
Jul 15, 2014 20:47:31 GMT
Herdthinner: Voo hoo! Our Dark Lord, Professor Wright, retveeted vun uv my peekchurs uv de Mistress! Dot Tvitter place, hy mean. Hy haff been postink peekchurs uv de clay tings.
Jul 15, 2014 20:21:56 GMT
Herdthinner: Long hours und much angst last veek. Bad for Jäger fon!
Jul 13, 2014 1:52:24 GMT
Sturzkampf: Was is los? I means vots up Lt. Herdthinner?
Jul 10, 2014 18:25:54 GMT
m1a1x1i1m1s1h1a1t: Sounds like a normal workplace for a spark. XD
Jul 9, 2014 10:54:32 GMT
Herdthinner: My Vorkhaus vas not a goot place to be today!
Jul 9, 2014 2:17:43 GMT
m1a1x1i1m1s1h1a1t: Verra nize! Hy knew dere voz reason vhy hyu voz de leader ov our pack!
Jun 14, 2014 12:35:10 GMT
Mavromichali: Hy couldn't find crispy bog sprinkles, bot perheps ve ken mek our own from crispy bogs? http://www.bush-grub.co.uk/home/16-crispy-critters-salt-and-vinegar-crickets.html
Jun 13, 2014 14:06:44 GMT
andyab1000: Then again, there's this: http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140404#.U5kAWrHyRlk
Jun 12, 2014 1:21:56 GMT
madcritterkeeper: Hmm, seeing this strip, sums up the appeal of Mensa pretty well! http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060217#.U5d7Gtq9KSM
Jun 10, 2014 21:41:36 GMT
m1a1x1i1m1s1h1a1t: Jägers can't be choosers. haha? Yah, dun laugh at dot, it voz schtupid!
Jun 10, 2014 0:31:19 GMT
Dagrun: But Hy vant caramel syrup! But Hy luff the bog schprinkles! Und bog schteaks, und bod-chops....But Hy LUFF de bog ice cream!
Jun 9, 2014 23:21:55 GMT
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