it vould appear dat vun uf de generals iz seriously out uf practice fightink.
Now kallink Mechanicsburg a "Backvater Dump" iz definitely askink to get you rear end hended to hyu if saeed in earshot uf a Jager.
It iz klearly a "Remote Shmot guys' Scrapyard"
"What do I want? I want to live just long enough to be there when they cut your head off and stick it on a pike, as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave,like this!" - Vir Cotto
Dese Wulfenbach guys haff never fought Jaegers, much less der Generals. So deye iz fallink to dot old problem of hafink contempt vor your opponent. Big mistake, especially vit dese guys as you opponent.
And while we're on he subject, few graduate second grade without learning you never pick on people more than twice as big as you are! Taking cheap shorts at the physiques of Goomblast and Red has much in common with biting down on the cyanide capsule, yet two of these guy's officers do it in half a minute! Can a whole unit be that stupid?
vonluftschiff: My veasel has shipped! Snurf iz on his, her or its vay!
Nov 20, 2014 9:44:40 GMT
vonluftschiff: Hy not sure her Majesty vill vant a Kidthulhu print. Mind hyu, hy not sure vot Mister Vooster going to do vit it. He better giff it to me!
Nov 14, 2014 20:59:53 GMT
Herdthinner: Dun tell her Majesty? Dose Qveens tink dey get ALL hyu stuff!
Nov 14, 2014 20:56:37 GMT
vonluftschiff: Mister Vooster has yust von zumting on der Tvitter. Hoo boy. Dis is getting complicated.
Nov 14, 2014 19:55:55 GMT
Herdthinner: Tenk hyu! Hy only vish hy had more uv de creative-y tings to show. Iz baby steps lately.
Nov 13, 2014 4:35:18 GMT
Dagrun: Hy iz so glad hyu iz beck, Herdthinner!
Nov 12, 2014 21:47:07 GMT
Herdthinner: At last! Revards for NEFFER SHOTTING OP! Iz like de ranking system vas made for me.
Nov 12, 2014 0:41:10 GMT
andyab1000: Hy haven't opdated dot thread in a vhile. But hit does show vhat der rank levels are. Iz all 'bout how many times hyu post tings.
Nov 11, 2014 1:22:19 GMT
m1a1x1i1m1s1h1a1t: Daedalus, if you are curious for details go to "Sparks... (General Tok)" then find the thread "Ranks and Statistics" by andyab1000. That is where we have it listed out in detail.
Nov 8, 2014 14:06:14 GMT
Herdthinner: Daedalus, ve tok our vay through de ranks! Iz not as fon as fighting our vay op, but ve iz flexible pipples.
Nov 8, 2014 6:56:10 GMT
Dagrun: Tenk hyu, Sturzkampf! Daedalus, do ha schearch of da saite, der iz a list, zumvhere! Hy kno, Hy've scheen hit! ;-)
Nov 8, 2014 2:52:58 GMT
Daedalus: How does the rank work here, anyway?
Nov 7, 2014 18:47:32 GMT
Sturzkampf: Hokay. Congratulations on gettink to be a Sergeant, Sergeant! Hy did sorta say dot hyu had gone up in rank, becawse soon hyu vill be passink me. Und hy iz a nummer. Dose tings is easier to write don dot complicated name schtuff! Und congrats to jsstryker!
Nov 5, 2014 22:34:14 GMT
Herdthinner: Hy admit dot hy dun look at de numbers or de ranks. Not efen my own, unless sumvun sez, "Hoy! Hyu iz sum odder rank now!" But congrats!
Nov 5, 2014 16:34:06 GMT
Dagrun: (My most sincere apologies to any if I've offended.)
Nov 5, 2014 11:45:00 GMT
Dagrun: Yez und no. He kongratzed but on heeting a number.... HY IZ MORE DAN HA NUMBER!! *snert!* Bwahahaha! Cen't efen say dat vit a straight face! (Sorry!)
Nov 5, 2014 11:09:39 GMT
Herdthinner: Din Meester Sturzkampf just do dot? Hy iz confused.
Nov 5, 2014 6:10:37 GMT
Dagrun: *sigh* Hy made Sergeant und no-von noteeced. Hy haz a sad.
Nov 4, 2014 23:58:21 GMT
Sturzkampf: Ja, congratulations to vonluftschiff und Dagrun on passink large round nummers of posts. Preddy soon hy iz gon haf to salute both of hyu.
Nov 2, 2014 19:41:41 GMT
Herdthinner: Halloveen at de labor camp vas a beeg success, but my friend refused to dress as Bang! Din tink she vas "pirate-y" enoff! Dot iz verra, how hyu say, de ironical?
Nov 2, 2014 1:00:52 GMT
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