it vould appear dat vun uf de generals iz seriously out uf practice fightink.
Now kallink Mechanicsburg a "Backvater Dump" iz definitely askink to get you rear end hended to hyu if saeed in earshot uf a Jager.
It iz klearly a "Remote Shmot guys' Scrapyard"
"What do I want? I want to live just long enough to be there when they cut your head off and stick it on a pike, as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave,like this!" - Vir Cotto
Dese Wulfenbach guys haff never fought Jaegers, much less der Generals. So deye iz fallink to dot old problem of hafink contempt vor your opponent. Big mistake, especially vit dese guys as you opponent.
And while we're on he subject, few graduate second grade without learning you never pick on people more than twice as big as you are! Taking cheap shorts at the physiques of Goomblast and Red has much in common with biting down on the cyanide capsule, yet two of these guy's officers do it in half a minute! Can a whole unit be that stupid?
vonluftschiff: Iz not goot! All der best for der surgery.
Jan 12, 2015 12:23:46 GMT
Herdthinner: Hoy! Dot iz nasty! Again, qvick healing to os all, brodders und seesters!
Jan 12, 2015 8:53:28 GMT
Dagrun: Harumph. Hy messed up de knee tryink to keep up vit da keeds. UND DEY VEREN'T MINE! (Da keeds, dat is!) Haff surgery dis Friday.
Jan 12, 2015 0:03:12 GMT
Huntress: Hokay. Y'all pipples really had to be more careful. Hy is enjoying a cold feeder dinner of apple slices, cheddar & tawny port.
Jan 11, 2015 3:39:21 GMT
vonluftschiff: Iz like zumvun hy used to know who used to valk around readink a book. He only effer valked into a lamp post vhen he vos not readink.
Jan 10, 2015 18:29:43 GMT
Sturzkampf: Not zo much summtink in de air az mebbe sumtink in de vater, which often tastes schtrongly ov vhisky on a Friday night. Valkink into de door handle vud hef bin less embarrassink iv hyd acshually had my Friday night schnifter bevor hy did it.
Jan 10, 2015 17:51:14 GMT
m1a1x1i1m1s1h1a1t: Ven ve Jäger are not in battle, our body schtill craves it. Dis moch iz obvious.
Jan 10, 2015 14:57:37 GMT
Herdthinner: Vot iz dis "outside" hyu iz tokking about? Sounds dangerous. But effryvun: pleeze heal qvickly as de Jäger should! De Mistress decrees it!
Jan 10, 2015 1:24:16 GMT
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