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Post by m1a1x1i1m1s1h1a1t on Oct 3, 2014 11:35:07 GMT
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vonluftschiff
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Post by vonluftschiff on Oct 3, 2014 11:45:37 GMT
Having seen de brodders, hy bet hyu *really* dun vant to mess vit der Abbot.
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Tarlok
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Post by Tarlok on Oct 3, 2014 12:36:18 GMT
Ho boy. Broder Ulm iz very proctektive about de orders sekret. Iz it guna be a gud one huy tink? And hy belif Mr. Cheyenne wil haf words with der Doctor about de monks costume design. All dose parallel lines... Dey look gud, but inking?
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vonluftschiff
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Post by vonluftschiff on Oct 3, 2014 12:44:22 GMT
Ja, but hy bet dey show de oil less dan der plain vuns. Dey look like goot habits to get into.
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Herdthinner
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Post by Herdthinner on Oct 3, 2014 16:01:56 GMT
Ho boy. Broder Ulm iz very proctektive about de orders sekret. Iz it guna be a gud one huy tink? And hy belif Mr. Cheyenne wil haf words with der Doctor about de monks costume design. All dose parallel lines... Dey look gud, but inking? Dot iz eksactly vat hy vas gon post about! Pleeze keep our Dark Underlord heppy, Professor! Eff he iz next asked to ink und color de Brodders fighting a whole army uv elephants dressed in paisley, he vill invade de surface vorld! Und den... ah, hyu vill be sorry! Yas!
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Tarlok
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Post by Tarlok on Oct 3, 2014 17:39:09 GMT
Ja, but hy bet dey show de oil less dan der plain vuns. Dey look like goot habits to get into. Tsk tsk. Now hyu jest playink widh me dirty mind. Bad VonLuftshiff. Bad! Me mind was twisted enough before...
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vonluftschiff
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Post by vonluftschiff on Oct 3, 2014 17:43:22 GMT
Hy confused now! Hy vos tinking about cosplay. (Hy *alvays* tinking about cosplay. Dat is a goot hint for dealing vit me.)
...uhhh...
Hyu not pullink my schtrings like my best friend does? Zumtimes he goes "fnarrr!" ven dere is nodding to go "fnarrr!" about, yust to vorry me. Hy is asexual und most of der time hy don't get ven dere is zumting dirty.
[edited again] Hokay. Hyu not pullink my schtrings. Hy got zumvon else to explain it to me. *sigh*
*removes pun from mental file*
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Dagrun
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Post by Dagrun on Oct 3, 2014 20:30:27 GMT
Hy iz concerend about da veasel.
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ecchikitty
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Post by ecchikitty on Oct 4, 2014 3:17:28 GMT
Poor Ulm. Hy think he means vell, but is very over his head.
Und get to see da veasel again, so is gud, ja?
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Tarlok
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Post by Tarlok on Oct 4, 2014 4:25:32 GMT
Hy confused now! Hy vos tinking about cosplay. (Hy *alvays* tinking about cosplay. Dat is a goot hint for dealing vit me.) ...uhhh... Hyu not pullink my schtrings like my best friend does? Zumtimes he goes "fnarrr!" ven dere is nodding to go "fnarrr!" about, yust to vorry me. Hy is asexual und most of der time hy don't get ven dere is zumting dirty. [edited again] Hokay. Hyu not pullink my schtrings. Hy got zumvon else to explain it to me. *sigh* *removes pun from mental file* Hy didn't mean to saw confusion. Sorry about dat. Hy tink English iz fonny language, so hy did sum googlink: The Second Edition uf de 20-volume Oxford English Diktiunary contains full entries for 171,476 vords in current use, und 47,156 obsolete vords. To diz may be added around 9,500 derivative vords included as subentries. Over half uf dese vords are nouns, about a quarter adjectives, und about a seventh verbs; de resht iz made op uf exclemations, conjunctions, prepositions, suffixes, etc. Und dese figures don't take account uf entries vit senses for different vord classes (soch as noun und adjective). Thiz suggeshts dot dere are, at de very leasht, a quarter uf a million dishtinct English vords, excludink inflections, und vords from technical und regional vocabulary not covered by de OED, or vords not yet added to de published diktiunary, uf vich perhaps 20 per cent are no longer in current use. If dishtinct senses vere counted, de total vould probably approach three quarters uf a million. 1Zo, dere iz perhaps 750,000 vords total in English, an dis diktiunary haz 171,476 dat dey cleim iz in currnt yse, and yet zo meny of dem are ambeguous. Dat sentense huy vrote vas 8 vords long, and hy kan tink uf 3 weys ta read it. It iz brelliant, efen tho huy didn't efen nutice at de time it's absolutly brelliant! 1 Kvote trensleted vith de Jägermonster Translator
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Post by tzoram on Oct 4, 2014 4:29:05 GMT
Hy iz concerend about da veasel. Is so nice uv hyu to be tinking uv Tarvek. Oh... hyu meant de vasp veasel. He iz fine, or de mistress vouldn't be fine.
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Tarlok
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Post by Tarlok on Oct 4, 2014 4:35:20 GMT
Veasel iz fine. It iz sitink on de mistress shulder.
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Herdthinner
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Post by Herdthinner on Oct 4, 2014 6:00:04 GMT
Hy confused now! Hy vos tinking about cosplay. (Hy *alvays* tinking about cosplay. Dat is a goot hint for dealing vit me.) ...uhhh... Hyu not pullink my schtrings like my best friend does? Zumtimes he goes "fnarrr!" ven dere is nodding to go "fnarrr!" about, yust to vorry me. Hy is asexual und most of der time hy don't get ven dere is zumting dirty. [edited again] Hokay. Hyu not pullink my schtrings. Hy got zumvon else to explain it to me. *sigh* *removes pun from mental file* So... hyu vas or vasnt making vit de pun about Abbots und habits? Vhile vaiting for de answer, hy vill leaf hyu vit dese vise vords from de great Bela Lugosi: PULLLL DE STRING! PULLLL DE STRING!
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vonluftschiff
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Post by vonluftschiff on Oct 4, 2014 8:41:00 GMT
Hy vos yust trying to make de pun on "habit" as in "ting vun does automatically" und "habit" as in "ting a monk vears". Und den it all got a bit confusink und, heh, hy didn't handle it very vell. Sorry, Corporal Tarlok. Betveen der "vot-der-dumboozle?" reaction und der embarrassment, hy fell apart a bit.
Is hokay now. Everyting sewn back on. :-)
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Herdthinner
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Post by Herdthinner on Oct 4, 2014 17:43:00 GMT
Iz hokeh. Just dun make it a habit.
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