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Post by iamnotreallyhere on Dec 23, 2014 4:55:19 GMT
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Post by jsstryker on Dec 23, 2014 5:55:45 GMT
VOO HOO hyu go Mistress giff heem vun vor me und all mine brodder und zizter Jägers! En fact giff heem hay whole boonch more jost vor de heck uff eet!
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Post by vonluftschiff on Dec 23, 2014 9:08:27 GMT
Ja! Ve take a qviet joy in Tveedle gettink punched in der vherevithal. Vell, perhaps not so qviet. *grin*
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Post by Sturzkampf on Dec 23, 2014 10:09:40 GMT
Dot level of violence vas completely unnecessary. Yah Mistress! Hit heem agen! No on second forts, hyu dun hit a man ven he iz down. Hyu kick heem- iz easier.
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Post by andyab1000 on Dec 23, 2014 11:04:33 GMT
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Post by notaperson on Dec 23, 2014 14:42:26 GMT
He is so not vorthy... Gil und Tarvek heff both felt der wrath uff da mistress und heff shrugged it off... Den again... der mistress actually liked dem und might heff just been giffink dem der lurve taps...
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Post by vonluftschiff on Dec 23, 2014 15:09:49 GMT
Ja, but she did not hit dem dere. Vhen hyu hit zumvun dere, iz definitely not luff.
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Post by tzoram on Dec 23, 2014 16:06:59 GMT
RA RA RA! KICK HIM IN THE JAW! RA RA REE! KICK HIM IN THE KNEE! RA RA RASS! KICK HIM IN THE OTHER KNEE!
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Post by notaperson on Dec 23, 2014 16:47:52 GMT
Ja, but she did not hit dem dere. Vhen hyu hit zumvun dere, iz definitely not luff. Ho! Hy dun know how Hy missed dot... hyu is right. Even in da madness place hy don tink he coulda shrugged dat one off. Still tho; hy can't eefen manage a cringe of empathy for heem; he vas askink for it after meddlink mit der mistress' body... Der mistress is gettink fun; zoon she vill be makink real var! (unless dots her momma gettink her kicks in) VOO HOO hyu go Mistress giff heem vun vor me und all mine brodder Jägers! En fact giff heem hay whole boonch more jost vor de heck uff eet! und den she's no fun... ve Jaegers are supposed ta help da masters mit der fightink. Dimo needs to hurry op und get dere.
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Post by saber on Dec 23, 2014 16:48:42 GMT
Is it just me, or based on the look of Zeetha's face, particularly the fact that she is looking away from Agatha, and Tweedle's "Don't Hit Me" in the next panel that Zeetha may have gotten a pot shot in. Agatha said don't kill him, not don't hit him after all.
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Post by andyab1000 on Dec 23, 2014 17:53:22 GMT
Is it just me, or based on the look of Zeetha's face, particularly the fact that she is looking away from Agatha, and Tweedle's "Don't Hit Me" in the next panel that Zeetha may have gotten a pot shot in. Agatha said don't kill him, not don't hit him after all. It's a possibility. To me, it's a joke - Agatha says "I have an idea." Tweedle's immediate response is "Don't hit me!"
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Post by Daedalus on Dec 23, 2014 20:06:31 GMT
Is it just me, or based on the look of Zeetha's face, particularly the fact that she is looking away from Agatha, and Tweedle's "Don't Hit Me" in the next panel that Zeetha may have gotten a pot shot in. Agatha said don't kill him, not don't hit him after all. "Ladies are delicate creatures who should never be chemically modified...or awakened too early in the morning...(ninety-nine)..."Not that The Mistress would have disapproved, of course. Honestly, I think she should have killed him (Moral Event Horizon be damned), because then her weasel would have been safe, and she could undo the body tinkering at her leisure. Also, why did Tybalt not stop them from abusing his master? Did he not care? Or has he disappeared into the off-panel hammerspace in which The Professors store their absent characters?
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Post by vonluftschiff on Dec 23, 2014 21:08:36 GMT
Also, why did Tybalt not stop them from abusing his master? Did he not care? Or has he disappeared into the off-panel hammerspace in which The Professors store their absent characters? Mister Vooster got a theory about dot over on der LiveJournal.
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Post by saber on Dec 23, 2014 21:25:48 GMT
On the TvTropes forums some of the people were discussing the idea that to Tybalt Agatha is the Alpha female in the group, and so is letting them figure it out themselves. Also they think he's probably face palming (Paw palming)over Tweedle making a move on an uninterested female and not expecting it to end in pain. I fully support this theory because it's funny and because I love Tybalt and wish their was a way to keep him without Tweedle.
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Post by andyab1000 on Dec 23, 2014 22:02:45 GMT
... Also, why did Tybalt not stop them from abusing his master? Did he not care? Or has he disappeared into the off-panel hammerspace in which The Professors store their absent characters? The Foglios didn't have him interfere because that's not how the wrote the story. They didn't want him interfering with Agatha giving him whatfor in the groin. They just wanted him to stop Zeetha from skewering Tweedle on sight, as we readers would expect her to at least try. I know, I know, I'm being a wet blanket here. But from what I've seen in the story and read about the Foglios comments at conventions, they really don't think this out at the detailed level their fans do. In fact, they are largely amused by the complex, involved plots the fans come up with. If you really insist on why, I'll suggest Zeetha is holding him at bay with threatening looks.
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