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Post by Sturzkampf on Aug 26, 2015 16:52:16 GMT
I think the above would be a very bad plan, though I realize you are making a joke, because... usw Yes, don't take anything I do or say seriously. It would obviously be an extremely bad idea to go into rant mode now, or any time in fact before Mechanicsburg is free and Agatha is safely inside the Castle again. However as a Jäger... Vot de dumboozle! It iz obviously far too long since de Rulers of Europa felt de Heterodyne's displeasure! De Master ov Paris shud be gifink de obseqvious aid in de desperate hope dot ven Mechanicsburg rises again de Mistress does not burn hiz poncy leedle town to de ground! Instead here iz de Heterodyne standink before diz dog like a norty skool gurl und callink hem 'sir'. De Heterodyne bends dere knee to novun! Ve need to mek an example ov diz guy zo vunce agen de name of Heterodyne is feared across Europa... etc. You get the gist. Anyway, I have this horrible suspicion that the Master is about to say. "Martellus? Wonderful fellow! Have you met his grandmother? Lovely woman! If you are travelling with him of course that changes everything. Obviously you're not as bad as I thought. How can I help?" So far, Martellus seems to have an angle on everyone, so why not the Master of Paris? Really hope I'm wrong. Dun vorry, hy usually iz...
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Post by Sturzkampf on Aug 26, 2015 16:55:43 GMT
Saber, hyu iz Sergeant Major. Hyu should know by now dot Sturzkampf, Herdthinner, myself, und odders likes to joke a lot. Ve iz roleplayink Jägers (Meybe some us ain't playink, but hy ain't gonna say any more on dot). Hy know hyu iz all serious like 'bout de Mistress and her story und dot is OK vit us. But dun't pay too much attention to Herdthinner. Odderwise ve gots to sedate her. Und dot's not as much fun as hyu'd tink. De vear und tear on der furniture gets expensive. Ja, sounds like de Major iz due anodder sedativ. Hy'll fetch de mallet...
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andyab1000
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Post by andyab1000 on Aug 26, 2015 17:09:55 GMT
I have this horrible suspicion that the Master is about to say. "Martellus? Wonderful fellow! Have you met his grandmother? Lovely woman! If you are travelling with him of course that changes everything. Obviously you're not as bad as I thought. How can I help?" So far, Martellus seems to have an angle on everyone, so why not the Master of Paris? Really hope I'm wrong. Dun vorry, hy usually iz... Hy dun't see it dot vay. Hy tink der Master tinks more highly ov Tarvek den Martellus. But ve vill see.
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Post by notaperson on Aug 26, 2015 21:36:49 GMT
Heh. Der Heterodynes may heff been fon in de past... but hy don get vhy der master is hokay vit schparks beink schparks in paris, but a whole city has to suffer because of vun family. Is hippo-critikal...
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Post by saber on Aug 26, 2015 21:51:23 GMT
Saber, hyu iz Sergeant Major. Hyu should know by now dot Sturzkampf, Herdthinner, myself, und odders likes to joke a lot. Ve iz roleplayink Jägers (Meybe some us ain't playink, but hy ain't gonna say any more on dot). Hy know hyu iz all serious like 'bout de Mistress and her story und dot is OK vit us. But dun't pay too much attention to Herdthinner. Odderwise ve gots to sedate her. Und dot's not as much fun as hyu'd tink. De vear und tear on der furniture gets expensive. I know it was a joke, that's why I said it was. I just used that post to be a stepping on point, admittedly mostly because I've been seeing it being mentioned much more seriously elsewhere where I don't have access to give my two cents. Discussing what is going on is the one of the only things I can add to this place, since I'm not fully comfortable role-playing, mostly because my Jager accent sucks (You guys don't want to know how long it takes me to translate it into my stories), and takes to long for me to write out. I'm sorry I wasn't more clear about that and that it struck a chord in you guys. I thought by adding that I knew it was a joke I made it clear I wasn't taking the post seriously. I was wrong I guess. I'll try and be better about it in the future.
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Herdthinner
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Post by Herdthinner on Aug 26, 2015 22:32:22 GMT
Vat accent?
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Hokeh, hy gots de Jägermobile idling, in case ve need anodder Road Trip! Hy dun haff to be de vun driving dis time, und ve ken play both kinds uv moozik: Death Metal und Black Metal! Und for crying out loud, dun forget de mimmoth trunks dis time! Dot vas not fun, holding buns vit all de condiments, und nottink to put in dem!!
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Dot said: ve iz de Pack, de Horde, de Plague Upon Dis Land! Und de Family(ish). Ve all say vat ve vant, as long as it hain't mean, und hy haff only seen dot a leedle bit before, a long time ago. (Sumtimes hy iz serious, but in anodder part uv de forums, und bevare! Hy tok funny in dot section!)
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