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Post by tzoram on Oct 15, 2015 6:08:08 GMT
Hy haff finally figured out vhy Hy find Madame Desmana so disturbink. Hy haff decorative Christmas bulbs vit nativities inside dem dot are suspended on a hook in de exact same vay as her head. So, yah...
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Post by Sturzkampf on Oct 15, 2015 6:49:03 GMT
Hy gotta vash it sumtime, hyu know! *scoffs* What kind of Jäger are you, anyway? When you wash it, all of the bloodstains come out, and we can't have that! Iz no vorries. Hyu washes it in hot water it gets rid ov all de sweat und food but de blood gets fixed in. Und dere's gon be lots ov blood fron ven pipple cum up und asks hyu vor dere free Mechanicsburg. Mebbe hyu dun vant to ask me how hy knows dot.
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Post by Sturzkampf on Oct 15, 2015 6:50:16 GMT
On de Book uv Face, hy expressed disappointment eff de Mistress haff not taken care uv dot "heart attack unless touching de veasel**" subplot, und dey... dey din take dot criticism vell. ( Hy haff said dot hy iz suffering from Plot Fatigue. It dun just go avay in a snap :-( ) **Touching a LITERAL veasel, not sumting like-- get hyu minds out uv de gutter! Hokeh, not all de vay, becoz ve iz Jäger, but still... a leedle bit out.Hyu can see vrom panel four vhy dey gots to keep de veasel. It iz chust so dem cute! Also, de Profs ent gon sell zo many schtuffed vuns ven it iz not in de plot.
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Post by Herdthinner on Oct 15, 2015 7:55:33 GMT
Hy gotta vash it sumtime, hyu know! *scoffs* What kind of Jäger are you, anyway? When you wash it, all of the bloodstains come out, and we can't have that! Hyu iz right!! {{sob}} Hyu see how far hy haff fallen lately? Hy vas only tinking uv de ink, und not de Professors' blood, too! Ahhh, hy mean dose odder guys' blood! Yeah, dose guys. De vuns across de aisle, vit de booth selling "Hallooooo, Keety" stuff! Und not even steampunk kind! Und de blood uv de vuns asking for free Mechanicsburgs, uv coz.
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Post by andyab1000 on Oct 15, 2015 9:40:54 GMT
On de Book uv Face, hy expressed disappointment eff de Mistress haff not taken care uv dot "heart attack unless touching de veasel**" subplot, und dey... dey din take dot criticism vell. ( Hy haff said dot hy iz suffering from Plot Fatigue. It dun just go avay in a snap :-( ) **Touching a LITERAL veasel, not sumting like-- get hyu minds out uv de gutter! Hokeh, not all de vay, becoz ve iz Jäger, but still... a leedle bit out.Vell, hyu'd tink dot vould be priority vor de mistress. But dose professors vhat write dis story gots odder ideas. Dis gonna be plot complication - vhat vit Martellus in town und effervun else in Paris after der veasel. (Hy has alvays had problems vit "veasel vorriers" - pipple dot alvays want to see veasel in EVERY panel or deye vorry 'bout it. Hy haz sed dot hyu vorry only when Martellus is nearby az Agatha ain't gonna die az she is de title character.) Den again...hy vas disappointed at first vhen Agatha got "kidnapped" again, but it turned out it vas vor reason und vas resolved qvickly. She gots to meet der Master ov Paris real qvick like und now gots a mini-Kestle.
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Post by vonluftschiff on Oct 15, 2015 10:53:18 GMT
Vun ting ve schtill dun know about dot veasel iz its gender. De Mistress refers to it as "it", but hyu vould tink by now she vould know if it iz a liddle boy veasel or a liddle girl veasel. (My Snurf iz a liddle non-gendered veasel, yust like me, except hy iz obviously not a veasel.) Und if it iz a liddle girl veasel, it yust needs to meet a liddle boy veasel und den dere vill be lots of liddle veasels all over der place.
Dot vould solve a few problems. :-)
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Post by andyab1000 on Oct 15, 2015 15:27:00 GMT
Vun ting ve schtill dun know about dot veasel iz its gender. De Mistress refers to it as "it", but hyu vould tink by now she vould know if it iz a liddle boy veasel or a liddle girl veasel. (My Snurf iz a liddle non-gendered veasel, yust like me, except hy iz obviously not a veasel.) Und if it iz a liddle girl veasel, it yust needs to meet a liddle boy veasel und den dere vill be lots of liddle veasels all over der place. Dot vould solve a few problems. :-) Vell, from dis page, it vould seem dot der veasels iz sum kind ov construct or sumtink. www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120627#.Vh_FLLxVK1EDeye dun't normally reproduce like odder animals. Tarvek gots de baby vuns dot do.
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Post by vonluftschiff on Oct 15, 2015 18:18:03 GMT
De bebby veasels iz zo steenkink cute!
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Post by thorinschmidt on Oct 15, 2015 18:36:10 GMT
Vun ting ve schtill dun know about dot veasel iz its gender. De Mistress refers to it as "it", but hyu vould tink by now she vould know if it iz a liddle boy veasel or a liddle girl veasel. (My Snurf iz a liddle non-gendered veasel, yust like me, except hy iz obviously not a veasel.) Und if it iz a liddle girl veasel, it yust needs to meet a liddle boy veasel und den dere vill be lots of liddle veasels all over der place. Dot vould solve a few problems. :-) EKchuly, mebbe da veasels not haff a gen- a Jin- aaaah. mebbe dey iz not boyz OR gurlz. Hy am tinkink of ven dat odder Schmott Guy, Da red head vun, he say dat da veasels not suppozed to be heffink babies. Mebbe dat iz not be cauze of beink, umm, "fixed", but beink cloned or someting like dat.
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Post by notaperson on Oct 15, 2015 20:31:18 GMT
A clean shirt chust means a Jäger is spoilin fer a fight ta restain it...
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Post by Mavromichali on Oct 15, 2015 22:54:21 GMT
Jest make sure dot de shoppink list does not include half a pound ov tuppeny rice, or half a pound of treacle.
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Post by Maximus De Mad on Oct 16, 2015 19:38:01 GMT
Vhy not? Vot does tuppeny rice or treacle haff to do vith anythink?
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Post by vonluftschiff on Oct 16, 2015 22:19:00 GMT
Iz an old song:
"Half a pound of tuppenny rice, Half a pound of treacle; That's the way the money goes - Pop goes the weasel!"
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Post by thorinschmidt on Oct 16, 2015 23:26:33 GMT
Iz an old song: "Half a pound of tuppenny rice, Half a pound of treacle; That's the way the money goes - Pop goes the weasel!" AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Vot vas hyu tinkink, ummm SOR! Now dat hyu haff gon and said eet, ees gonna happen now! Dat por veasel, he gonna go "POP!" now. und he vas zo cute! Now da Mistress gonna haff to find zum odder ting to keep in touch vith... *sniff* por veasel!!!!! *sob* Hy iz gonna miss hyu! *sob* *sob* BWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *buries face in hands*
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Post by Maximus De Mad on Oct 17, 2015 1:45:39 GMT
Hy thought dot song vas about a mulberry bush, yah? Hoy, vot do Hy know? Nursery rhymes is pretty strange.
Vait. Does hyu really t'ink dot der veasel is gonna go pop? Dot /vould/ be pretty sad! Hy dun't vanna see der veasel go pop!
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