Herdthinner
Brigadier General
Guild of Monsters Steward
Dun make me use my Outdoor Voice!
Posts: 2,823
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Post by Herdthinner on Oct 30, 2015 5:25:51 GMT
AHHH! Hy haff, for a leedle bit, managed to come up for de air und bugs und stuff. Peekchur an ocean or lake or massive rubbish pile, und soddenly a hand bursts out, und sumvun looking a lot like me claws her vay out, und starts to cry out in triumph, only to be pulled under seconds later! Anyhow, dot iz vat haff been like at de labor camp und at home all veek. Hy sort of peek in here und at de comic, und den iz SUCKED BACK IN! (Hyu see mebbe now vhy hy forget so much uv de details uv dis story. Hy dun haff time to, ah, hyu know, take more dan two seconds, most uv de time). Hokeh! But hy iz sneaking in sum time now! Hy vill read hyu stuff! ---- Hokeh. Hy iz supposed to smeck sumbody? Sumting about a pun? Hy look again! ---- Nein, dot iz more de kind uv pun dot gets a harrumph. De puns dot get de smecking iz de kind vhere... vell, like dis eksample. But iz not dot kind today. So... Effryboddy harrumph! HOY! Hy din get a harrumph outta dot guy!( Giff de Major a Harrumph!!) ---- Und dot's all hy gots time for. Miles still to go before hy sleep tonight.
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thorinschmidt
Major
Hyu keeds mit hyou krezy myusik!
Posts: 1,474
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Post by thorinschmidt on Oct 30, 2015 15:57:37 GMT
AHHH! Nein, dot iz more de kind uv pun dot gets a harrumph. De puns dot get de smecking iz de kind vhere... vell, like dis eksample. But iz not dot kind today. So... Effryboddy harrumph! HOY! Hy din get a harrumph outta dot guy!( Giff de Major a Harrumph!!) ---- Und dot's all hy gots time for. Miles still to go before hy sleep tonight. zo, Hy followed da link, cuz da Major vas usink it to explain. Now, Hy eez goink to go lie down und cry for a leedle bit, it vas truly dat terrible.
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Post by Sturzkampf on Oct 30, 2015 22:38:57 GMT
---- Und dot's all hy gots time for. Miles still to go before hy sleep tonight. Hy expect hyu's got promises to keep too...
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Post by Sturzkampf on Oct 30, 2015 22:40:59 GMT
EEt could be "vot a scamp". (Hokay not likely, but hu nefer know) Iz a schpark romance noffel, iz hoviously, "Vot a Lamp!" Or iv iz ellectrik, "vot an amp". Hokay hy schuts up now.
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