Dagrun
Captain
Gott's leetle feesh in trousers!
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Post by Dagrun on Jan 22, 2016 10:59:13 GMT
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Tarlok
2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 565
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Post by Tarlok on Jan 22, 2016 12:25:50 GMT
Larana iz such a goot daughter, makink sure her fadder iz taken kare uf. She seems to be qvite used to hef to go brink him home, und only schlightly embarrassed about his kurrent kondition.
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vonluftschiff
1st Lieutenant
Ho! Dot guy? Smek heem sum MORE!
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Post by vonluftschiff on Jan 22, 2016 12:42:00 GMT
Der veasel luffs dem! How cute iz dot?
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Post by tzoram on Jan 22, 2016 14:53:56 GMT
READ If you know what's good for you. Threatened vit de truth. Verra nize!
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thorinschmidt
Major
Hyu keeds mit hyou krezy myusik!
Posts: 1,479
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Post by thorinschmidt on Jan 22, 2016 16:39:58 GMT
Hoy! Sturzkampf woz right! Dey iz a married couple! Hyu don' get much bigger abominations of science den DAT!
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Post by demassius on Jan 22, 2016 18:04:12 GMT
Iz goot to zee der veasle agin, huy promizez not to get vurried ven it no appear agin.
De clanks in panel vun, dey iz claptraps big bruddaz yez? Huy can zee der famili rezemblanze!
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Herdthinner
Brigadier General
Guild of Monsters Steward
Dun make me use my Outdoor Voice!
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Post by Herdthinner on Jan 22, 2016 19:12:09 GMT
"Jon und Melissa," aka friends uv de Professors, or Kickstarter pipples dot had paid lots uv money, vay back vhen.
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Post by Sturzkampf on Jan 22, 2016 21:48:17 GMT
Curators ov de schtacks? De schtacks are de archives vere hyu puts all de old books dot novun iz efer gon read efer agen but becawse hyu iz librarian hyu nefer throws nuffink avay efer. Nefer minds dese minions. De Lady Heterodyne vants to tok vit de impawtant pipple!
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Post by Mavromichali on Jan 22, 2016 23:23:17 GMT
Iz goot to zee der veasle agin But vhere did it come from?
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andyab1000
Major General
Archivist Extraordinaire
Posts: 2,848
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Post by andyab1000 on Jan 23, 2016 0:56:50 GMT
Iz goot to zee der veasle agin But vhere did it come from? From veaselspace, vhich iz like hammerspace, except vor veasels. (Vhy does pipples vorry about reality type tings in a Steampunk/gaslamp fantasy dot forgets how to schpell characters names?)
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ecchikitty
2nd Lieutenant
But if you squint up one eye... it gets even MORE out of focus.
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Post by ecchikitty on Jan 23, 2016 1:45:31 GMT
Curators ov de schtacks? De schtacks are de archives vere hyu puts all de old books dot novun iz efer gon read efer agen but becawse hyu iz librarian hyu nefer throws nuffink avay efer. Nefer minds dese minions. De Lady Heterodyne vants to tok vit de impawtant pipple! No no, dats just vat dey vant hyu to tink. Da schtack is ver dey put da gud stuff dey don't vant just hanyvun looking at. Plus a bunch ov junk to make da gud stuff look unimportant.
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Tarlok
2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 565
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Post by Tarlok on Jan 23, 2016 3:19:32 GMT
Curators ov de schtacks? De schtacks are de archives vere hyu puts all de old books dot novun iz efer gon read efer agen but becawse hyu iz librarian hyu nefer throws nuffink avay efer. Nefer minds dese minions. De Lady Heterodyne vants to tok vit de impawtant pipple! No no, dats just vat dey vant hyu to tink. Da schtack is ver dey put da gud stuff dey don't vant just hanyvun looking at. Plus a bunch ov junk to make da gud stuff look unimportant. Perheps dey are eksperimentink vith a papaaist, or possibly holistic filink system. De possibilities uf a holistic filink system iz obvious. Henny time hyu go look for a schpecific ansver hyu are actually more likely to find de ansver hyu didn' even know hyu needed. Implement dis on a library as massiff as dis und dere vill be amazink discoveries done. It also saff time on organizink de books hyu return. Chust leaff in henny schtack dat doesn' look like it's gunna kollapse on hyu und kill hyu.
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vonluftschiff
1st Lieutenant
Ho! Dot guy? Smek heem sum MORE!
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Post by vonluftschiff on Jan 23, 2016 10:05:18 GMT
Ah, but iz not a real fantasy library unless dey gots an orang-utan.
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Post by m1a1x1i1m1s1h1a1t on Jan 23, 2016 14:40:18 GMT
Curators ov de schtacks? De schtacks are de archives vere hyu puts all de old books dot novun iz efer gon read efer agen but becawse hyu iz librarian hyu nefer throws nuffink avay efer. Nefer minds dese minions. De Lady Heterodyne vants to tok vit de impawtant pipple! No no, dats just vat dey vant hyu to tink. Da schtack is ver dey put da gud stuff dey don't vant just hanyvun looking at. Plus a bunch ov junk to make da gud stuff look unimportant. Hyu iz prob'ly right. De bookz de mistress may find helpful might be in dose schtackz!
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thorinschmidt
Major
Hyu keeds mit hyou krezy myusik!
Posts: 1,479
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Post by thorinschmidt on Jan 24, 2016 6:24:00 GMT
Ah, but iz not a real fantasy library unless dey gots an orang-utan. Vell, if da library here iz as massif as dat disco-virld vun, dey iz probably connected through L-Space. Vich iz vy hyu need curators for da schtacks... Zumboddy haz to be able to rescue patrons ven dey get lost...
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