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Post by m1a1x1i1m1s1h1a1t on Aug 25, 2017 11:48:25 GMT
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Post by thecommander on Aug 25, 2017 12:18:36 GMT
A vaste of tim? Da fuk? How did dis guy gets ta be a Jäger? Hy can see vat he means by dat, but any good Jäger knows how ta fight. Vho does dis guy tink he iz? A general? De generals don't feel compelled ta fight like uz, but dey still relish it and are goot at it. Dis guy just don't want ta fight at all. Dat's veird it iz.
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Post by tzoram on Aug 25, 2017 13:23:37 GMT
Number ov times pipple hits on her - Iz ve talking comink on to her, or like hitman schtyle hits? Or both? Hy tink... both.
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thorinschmidt
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Post by thorinschmidt on Aug 25, 2017 16:05:35 GMT
A vaste of tim? Da fuk? How did dis guy gets ta be a Jäger? Hy can see vat he means by dat, but any good Jäger knows how ta fight. Vho does dis guy tink he iz? A general? De generals don't feel compelled ta fight like uz, but dey still relish it and are goot at it. Dis guy just don't want ta fight at all. Dat's veird it iz. Iz like hy sed... Vateffer it iz dat makes us like to fight. Vole vound op gettink dis guy's dose on top ov his own....
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Post by kriss on Aug 25, 2017 18:46:27 GMT
A vaste of tim? Da fuk? How did dis guy gets ta be a Jäger? Hy can see vat he means by dat, but any good Jäger knows how ta fight. Vho does dis guy tink he iz? A general? De generals don't feel compelled ta fight like uz, but dey still relish it and are goot at it. Dis guy just don't want ta fight at all. Dat's veird it iz. Iz like hy sed... Vateffer it iz dat makes us like to fight. Vole vound op gettink dis guy's dose on top ov his own.... o.o hy iz tinkink dot mebbe Ivo iz de secret spy general, or used to vork for him/her. Becawse de only time hy can tink dot fitink is a vaste of time iz vhen hyu is being all schneeky und sootel
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thorinschmidt
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Post by thorinschmidt on Aug 25, 2017 19:30:50 GMT
Iz like hy sed... Vateffer it iz dat makes us like to fight. Vole vound op gettink dis guy's dose on top ov his own.... o.o hy iz tinkink dot mebbe Ivo iz de secret spy general, or used to vork for him/her. Becawse de only time hy can tink dot fitink is a vaste of time iz vhen hyu is being all schneeky und sootel Dat iz a verra estoot... astut... verra goot und interestink observashun dere sgt. Kriss! hyu gon get an extra bog for today vor dat example ov leadership!
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Post by Sturzkampf on Aug 25, 2017 21:37:36 GMT
Oh ja. De ex dot hates hiz guts (but schtill luvs heem too). Next page, sumvun slugs heem.
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Post by Mama Peechez on Aug 26, 2017 12:19:05 GMT
Hy tink dot in addition to beink hit on all de time she musht alzo hef a heart uf iron, like an anvil. ... Hy miss beink here often. School iz for de birds... Hy mean pipple. Hy tink Hy vill retire from beink a teacher und jusht vrite books. The keeds are hokay, mosht uf de time, und dey seem to be learnink goot... Hy even like de odder teachers. It's jusht de endless shtairs, und paper vork (now on de inconvenience uf compoters), und de fact dot Hy hef no time left to do anyting else... Hy don't need a paycheck zo vy em Hy vorkink here?
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Post by Herdthinner on Aug 27, 2017 4:56:04 GMT
Hy tink dot in addition to beink hit on all de time she musht alzo hef a heart uf iron, like an anvil. ... Hy miss beink here often. School iz for de birds... Hy mean pipple. Hy tink Hy vill retire from beink a teacher und jusht vrite books. The keeds are hokay, mosht uf de time, und dey seem to be learnink goot... Hy even like de odder teachers. It's jusht de endless shtairs, und paper vork (now on de inconvenience uf compoters), und de fact dot Hy hef no time left to do anyting else... Hy don't need a paycheck zo vy em Hy vorkink here? Freeeeeedooooooooooom! Den after hyu haff shouted dot und qvitted de place, get a writing nook und use it! Hy haff writed books before (real vuns, not just de book-length stories here) und iz done vit dot now, so hy hereby pass de qvill to hyu! Pleeze use it more visely dan hy did. Eff pipples come by und ask eff HYU iz de vun dot wrote vit de quill dot ting dey din like, mebbe just... oh! Yell FREEEDOOOM again, und shut de door on dem! Hy vould be grateful.
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Post by tzoram on Aug 28, 2017 1:38:21 GMT
Hy haff writed books before Herdthinner, iz hyu published?
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Post by Sturzkampf on Aug 28, 2017 10:48:23 GMT
Hy vill retire from beink a teacher und jusht vrite books Ha! A frend ov mine (ja, hy heff frends) sed chust dot last year. He tort he cud giff up de teechink any time he vanted. Und hyu know vot? Now he iz tekking on de exam markink! Und schtill no sign ov de novel!
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Post by thorinschmidt on Aug 28, 2017 21:17:33 GMT
Hy tink dot in addition to beink hit on all de time she musht alzo hef a heart uf iron, like an anvil. ... Hy miss beink here often. School iz for de birds... Hy mean pipple. Hy tink Hy vill retire from beink a teacher und jusht vrite books. The keeds are hokay, mosht uf de time, und dey seem to be learnink goot... Hy even like de odder teachers. It's jusht de endless shtairs, und paper vork (now on de inconvenience uf compoters), und de fact dot Hy hef no time left to do anyting else... Hy don't need a paycheck zo vy em Hy vorkink here? Hoy dere! Hy em knowink eggZACKTLY how hyu iz feelink right now. Da furst dayz months year of de beink a teacher is KREZY! Hyu ken do it howeffer! here iz vun leedle secret dat may help hyu a leedle bit. Effen though HYU may not tink hyu iz da expert on how dose keeds iz learnink, effryboddy else DOES! Effen hyu bosses... hokay? Und neffer effer effer be afraid to esk for da help! dere iz probably all kinds ov tricks und shortcuts for gettink dat schtuff done. Hyu chust gots to ask around. Don' giff op yet! Cuz dose keeds needs a goot teacher like hyu dat cares about dem. If hyu vants to tok or vent or ennytink, hyu ken PM me. Hy might effen be able to tok like dose professor-types!
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Post by m1a1x1i1m1s1h1a1t on Aug 29, 2017 11:28:33 GMT
Hy haff writed books before Herdthinner, iz hyu published? Eff hy remember korrectly, she haz a series kalled "The Pauper Princess" dot iz published, und not chust on de Jägerboards.
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Post by Herdthinner on Aug 30, 2017 4:50:58 GMT
Herdthinner, iz hyu published? Eff hy remember korrectly, she haz a series kalled "The Pauper Princess" dot iz published, und not chust on de Jägerboards. Not qvite. De Pauper Prinzess iz me rewriting my original Mara story from scratch! Dot iz de first vat got printed on de real paper und stuff. Und now hy dun care about writing for money, so de new stuff iz online for free! De Pauper Prinzess iz me "rebooting" dot character dot haff been around since...... 1985 or so. But dis time, hy iz leafing out de vampires! {{Hy tink kids dese days call dot "reimagining."}} Hy dun vanna say de book titles cuz uv ammoninny-- amnomini-- not vanting de Not-Jager name out dere, yez?
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Post by Mama Peechez on Sept 1, 2017 15:16:05 GMT
De truth iz, 1st Lieutenant Thorinschmidt, Hy em a very goot teacher. Hy been unofficially teaching for a long time und em a third generation teacher too. Hy can even teach de 5th graders (though Hy usually vant to throw all deir projects in de trash und say, "Hyu don't gets to do henny art!" by de time ve're through). Dot's de only reason Hy even took de job in de firsht place, dot und de fact dot my husbund veedled me into it. Hy could probably even gets de hang uf officialese lesson plannink in time. Maybe Hy could even gets to de point vere my legs und ankles schtop hurtink all de time und Hy can go op und down shtairs all day like an athlete (though at my age it's a bit uf a shtretch uf de imagination.) Hy may even be getting an aide next semeshter (vich vould be a huge help.) At de end uf it all Hy shtill ask de queshtion "Iz it vorth it?" und Hy hef to say "No, it's not," not for me at leasht. Hy alvays vanted to finish de books Hy shtarted vritink, und never had time. Hy alvays vanted time to do my own artvork. Hy even vant a leedle time to spend vit my husbund vere Hy'm not all shtressed out or aching in every joint. Hy em 55! Hy don't vant to spend de resht uf my life teaching, at leasht not diz vay. Maybe a small groop... once or tvice a veek like before, bot not diz. Hy vant to finish out diz year, for de keeds und de school, maybe next year if dey can't find anodder teacher. (Hy deed talk to de director und he asked if it vould be hokay for him to look for a new teacher for next year. Hy said, "Uf course! Hyu sure can look for a new teacher!") Hy hef learned a lot, especially tings dot Hy had forgotten about art dot Hy vas learnink zo Hy could teach de keeds. Hy tink de experience vas a goot vun. Bot it's vun dot can't go on. Hy hef to go on to odder tings.
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