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Post by Mama Peechez on Dec 6, 2017 18:33:37 GMT
Or... They could use de "Jagermonster Translator" for free...
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kriss
2nd Lieutenant
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Post by kriss on Dec 6, 2017 20:07:01 GMT
Hy blame social anxiety for dot, dey vant to post, bot dey dun vant de attenshun dot comes vit making a verra valid point. Or maybe de vanted to be Jaeger's but de mistress said no more new Jaegers? Mebbe dey iz also tinkink dat dere JaegerSpeak iz not goot enuff? Hy know dat vas da ting Hy vas afraid of! BOT! Hy forged ahed, dem da torpedoes of ridicule! Und hy practiced, und posted mit my poor grammar und horrible accent until Finally, Hy hez become a beacon ov hope vor all ov Jaerdom! Yez HYU TOO, ken learn to speak ez goot ez me! Chust send da equivalent ov 10 francs vor my "How to speak goot" starter series ov learnink tapes! Iz chock full ov me sayink tings and tokkink about tings in my perfect Jaeger speech! und den, efter hyu order all 200 of dem (only 5 francs each), und lissen to dem, hyu vill den be confident in hyour ability to show off hyour brilliant Jaegerspeak on dis verra verra velcomink forum! Order Today! (or tomorrow, dat's goot too) Hy dun haff 10 franks, can hy send hyu 10 romans instead? To be honest, hy find it helpz if hyu ken tink in Jaeger too, it helps vhen typink so hyu izn't tokkink out loud to hyurself Or... They could use de "Jagermonster Translator" for free... Dere's a Translator?
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thorinschmidt
Major
Hyu keeds mit hyou krezy myusik!
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Post by thorinschmidt on Dec 7, 2017 20:51:09 GMT
HOY! Who iz hyou gonna trust dere, sergeant? A sergeant-major, or vun ov hyour Keptins? Hah?
True, hy know vat da answer to dat vould be eef hy vas schtill a private or corporal, but hyu iz a sergeant hyour ownself!
Zo.. hyu ken trust hyour fate to some freebie vebsite ting (hyu gets vat hyu pay vor hyu know)
Or... hyu ken invest hyour money visely mit an officer vat hez come op through da ranks, followink Col. Herdthinner's example ov NEFER SHUTTINK OP! Chust tink ov dat ven hyu are ponderink how to improve hyour grasp ov da language.
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kriss
2nd Lieutenant
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Post by kriss on Dec 7, 2017 22:05:01 GMT
HOY! Who iz hyou gonna trust dere, sergeant? A sergeant-major, or vun ov hyour Keptins? Hah? True, hy know vat da answer to dat vould be eef hy vas schtill a private or corporal, but hyu iz a sergeant hyour ownself! Zo.. hyu ken trust hyour fate to some freebie vebsite ting (hyu gets vat hyu pay vor hyu know) Or... hyu ken invest hyour money visely mit an officer vat hez come op through da ranks, followink Col. Herdthinner's example ov NEFER SHUTTINK OP! Chust tink ov dat ven hyu are ponderink how to improve hyour grasp ov da language. *Salutes* Yaz, SIRHy haz de utmost respect for hyu comissioned folks, Hy mean Officers, but de NCO's hff dere noses closer to de cannon fodder, common troopers, und hear more of dere Complaints und know more of vhat matters to dem SIR!
Alzo, hy tink hyu should run now, de colonel doesn't lyke jaegers tokking about dem behind dere beck
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