Tarlok
2nd Lieutenant
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Post by Tarlok on Dec 29, 2017 16:49:13 GMT
Ho dot poor sod. If he hadn't cot her she'd jusht hef played vit him for a vile. Now he suffer. Und if she dozn't keel him he hef to ansver to Gil vho feels pritty protective uf femily und friends dese days as he dozn't hef many uf those left runnink around.
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vonluftschiff
1st Lieutenant
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Post by vonluftschiff on Dec 29, 2017 17:02:12 GMT
Ja. Diz iz not goink to be pretty. Hyu dun mess vit Bang.
Hy iz vonderink how der Gil und de Bang got onto der serpent clenk; but den, hy gots time to do dot, unlike der Jaron, who... probably haz not got verra much time left to do anytink at all.
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Post by tzoram on Dec 29, 2017 17:50:05 GMT
Gil even schtands like hiz papa now.
Concernink Miss Dupree und de assassin: *grabs popcorn*
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andyab1000
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Post by andyab1000 on Dec 29, 2017 18:07:55 GMT
Hy vunder if Mr. Wooster or Miss Thorpe gots sumtink to do vit dis. Hy dun't think Gil vould schteal vun ov Albia's ships.
Hy alzo tink dot Seffie gonna be unheppy - Grandma iz probably mad at her und Gil ain't in Paris. Hy dun't tink he's gonna go to Paris now.
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Post by Sturzkampf on Dec 29, 2017 22:30:03 GMT
Oh, now Tarvek und Kepten Dupree gots de cool matchink scars on dere cheeks. OTP az my frends ofer on Viddeshins vud say.
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vonluftschiff
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Post by vonluftschiff on Dec 30, 2017 10:14:17 GMT
Vell, hy hope zumvun iz goink to giff der Tarvek some first aid, becawse he iz almost certainly right dot he iz in shock. He haz lost a lot of bloot. Bind up de vounds, und den wrap heem in a nize varm blenket und giff heem a hot drink.
(Hy used to be a first-aid Jäger at der football. Vunce hyu haz been a first-aider, it neffer qvite goes avay.)
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Post by Mavromichali on Dec 30, 2017 12:16:07 GMT
Hy dunt tink First, Second or Third Aid is goink to help Lord Jaron.
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Post by m1a1x1i1m1s1h1a1t on Dec 30, 2017 15:00:55 GMT
Dey say dere are two tings hyu ken't escape in life: death and taxes. Und indeed, on dis page ve zee taxes und angels.
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Post by Sturzkampf on Dec 30, 2017 18:56:44 GMT
Dey say dere are two tings hyu ken't escape in life: death and taxes. Und indeed, on dis page ve zee taxes und angels. Looks like dere's now 3 tinks hyu kent escape: Taxes, Death und Bangladesh Dupree.
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vonluftschiff
1st Lieutenant
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Post by vonluftschiff on Dec 30, 2017 19:25:23 GMT
My verra goot friend Mister Vooster got avay from her vunce!
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kriss
2nd Lieutenant
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Post by kriss on Dec 31, 2017 0:25:48 GMT
oh, dis iz gonna be fun. Vor uz und Dupree. Hy dun think Jaron knows how dead he iz
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Tarlok
2nd Lieutenant
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Post by Tarlok on Dec 31, 2017 6:28:28 GMT
Vell, hy hope zumvun iz goink to giff der Tarvek some first aid, becawse he iz almost certainly right dot he iz in shock. He haz lost a lot of bloot. Bind up de vounds, und den wrap heem in a nize varm blenket und giff heem a hot drink. (Hy used to be a first-aid Jäger at der football. Vunce hyu haz been a first-aider, it neffer qvite goes avay.) Blood loss iz probably not de biggesht problem. Jaron mosht certainly has doused all hiz veapons in de mosht intereshtink concoctions de smoke knights has found or invented. A scratch should be enough to keel anyone almosht inshtantaneously, und yet Tarvek iz shtill on hiz feet, though a bit unshteady, after beink shtabbed repeatedly. Hy tink he's been sneakink into de poison labs for years, dosink himself vit non lethal doses uf jusht about everyting in order to build op resishtance to de smoke knights favorite poisons. Bot even zo he's probably gon to need a lot uf antidotes sooner rather dan later as later oddervise vould turn into never...
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vonluftschiff
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Post by vonluftschiff on Dec 31, 2017 10:17:22 GMT
True, dot! Hy had forgotten about de poisons for a moment. Vell, he iz Tarvek. He iz probably carrying a lot of leetle phials of antidotes about hiz person.
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Post by Sturzkampf on Dec 31, 2017 19:13:13 GMT
My verra goot friend Mister Vooster got avay from her vunce! Ja, but he iz on her list...
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vonluftschiff
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Post by vonluftschiff on Dec 31, 2017 20:36:28 GMT
...und she iz definitely not on hiz.
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