andyab1000
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Post by andyab1000 on Apr 3, 2018 10:00:28 GMT
So, frum dot example den iz both carrot und parsnip hybrid? Veasel iz immune to vegitables?
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Post by Mama Peechez on Apr 3, 2018 14:55:09 GMT
Hy hef seen carrots und parsnips dot are exactly de same shape und size. (Hy hef seen some very big carrots recently in de market.) The biggesht difference, besides de tashte, iz dot carrots are orange und parsnips are vite. Hy hef often made a root dish dot contains parsnips, carrots, turnips, beets, und potatoes (vich are not really roots, dey jusht grow on dem). Und yas it iz shtrange dot a carnivore iz beink fed a vegetable, bot it iz genetically engineered after all. Maybe it iz omnivorous, for convenience.
After lookink carrots und parsnips on Vikipedia (to see how closely dey are related - not close enough) Hy found out dot de greens uf parsnips can cause a terrible rash!
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Post by Mavromichali on Apr 12, 2018 23:40:46 GMT
Hy vouldt guess dot iz probably a kerrot. Kerrots come in all shapes, sizes undt colours. However it's not just parsnips that it could be confused with. How about Root Parsley? Or less likely, but still similar, Root Chicory and Gilfeather's Swede?
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Post by thorinschmidt on Apr 13, 2018 12:58:21 GMT
Hyu know, dis iz about da time ven a Schpark vould be all "OOOOH! You pernicious VEGETABLES! Why can't you just be ONE THING?!?! ONE. OBVIOUS. THING? ... YEEEEEESSSSSSSS... I'll just take ALL the vegetables, and make them into ONE kind of vegetable! a SUPER vegetable! then no one will EVER get confused again!!!! Yes.... a SUPER vegetable... that improves strength! stamina! Eyesight! it'll make you more intelligent with EACH BITE! and then... I'll make IT intelligent so that it can seek out people who MOST need to EAT it! But wait... most people are SO distrustful... HA HA! I'll make it strong enough that it can FORCE people to eat it! YESS!!!! It will be GLORIOUS!!!!!! .... uh... or sumting like dat.... sorry, dat vas da odder guy....
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Post by tzoram on Apr 13, 2018 13:40:07 GMT
De lack uv comics haz reduced us to talk uv vegetables like some kind uv... uv... vegan community! *urk* Hy tink Hy just threw in my mouth a leedle.
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Post by Sturzkampf on Apr 13, 2018 21:25:10 GMT
It cud be vurse. Ve cud be tokkink about broccoli.
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Post by vonluftschiff on Apr 13, 2018 21:27:29 GMT
Hey! Hy iz a vegan! Und broccoli iz my favourite vegetable!
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Post by kriss on Apr 13, 2018 22:20:48 GMT
Hey! Hy iz a vegan! Und broccoli iz my favourite vegetable! Und dere is noffink wrong vit dot.. hyu vierdoVot's de reason hyu is Vegan?, if hyu don't mind me asking? Hy haff neffer seen carrots of dot variety thorinschmidt Until de odder guy got all properly schparky dor reminded me of Super Cheerleader Serum from Richard Roberts Series 'Please don't tell' Here iz a link, de last book only chust came out. hy von't say eny more, hy couldn't possibly describe it vell enuff
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Post by andyab1000 on Apr 14, 2018 0:04:12 GMT
... Hy haff neffer seen carrots of dot variety... De purple vuns iz real goot! Deye task like carrots!! not chust orange fiber. Hy know, dot sounds strange, bot go to a farmers market or sumtink like vun. Buy sum ov de different colored stuff. It has FLAVOR! Hyu'll notice de difference vhen you but de bagged grocery store stuff.
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Post by tzoram on Apr 14, 2018 1:19:11 GMT
Turn in hyu Jager card. Joost kiddink. Mebbe... Jah, iz kiddink.
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Post by Mavromichali on Apr 14, 2018 10:10:34 GMT
Vell... if they iz eatink Thorin'z super kerrots, hyu vouldt need to be a Jäger to survife de experience! Hy vunder vot de vegan stance is, though, on eatink intelligent kerrots, although their vun purpose is to be eaten...
Speakink ov vegetables. Today is National Gardenink day!
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Post by vonluftschiff on Apr 14, 2018 15:12:37 GMT
Hey! Hy iz a vegan! Und broccoli iz my favourite vegetable! Und dere is noffink wrong vit dot.. hyu vierdoVot's de reason hyu is Vegan?, if hyu don't mind me asking? Hy read an article about dairy farmink vot hy could not un-read. But hy find it iz suitink me verra vell. Hy haff ektually neffer got on too vell vit milk fat; it may even haff been my intolerance to dot vot vos partly responsible for mekkink me zo ill.
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Post by kriss on Apr 14, 2018 18:30:56 GMT
Und dere is noffink wrong vit dot.. hyu vierdoVot's de reason hyu is Vegan?, if hyu don't mind me asking? Hy read an article about dairy farmink vot hy could not un-read. But hy find it iz suitink me verra vell. Hy haff ektually neffer got on too vell vit milk fat; it may even haff been my intolerance to dot vot vos partly responsible for mekkink me zo ill. Fair enough, hyu is a strong person, Hy tink hy vould go crezy vitout meat, especially Beef und bacon.
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Post by Herdthinner on Apr 14, 2018 19:07:15 GMT
Hy iz also vun uv dose guys dot dun eat de meats, but dis tok uv parsnips und carrots und broccoli und such...
iz NOT mekking me hungry.
(My answer for de Vhy Hyu No Eat de Meats? is, doing dot iz mean to de aminals. Und hy also say, just becawz hy dun eat de meats, dun mean dot hy eat healthy!)
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Post by thorinschmidt on Apr 15, 2018 19:10:21 GMT
Und dere is noffink wrong vit dot.. hyu vierdoVot's de reason hyu is Vegan?, if hyu don't mind me asking? Hy read an article about dairy farmink vot hy could not un-read. But hy find it iz suitink me verra vell. Hy haff ektually neffer got on too vell vit milk fat; it may even haff been my intolerance to dot vot vos partly responsible for mekkink me zo ill. Vas it vun ov dose BEEG dairy farms or sumting? Da only direct experience hy heff mit dairy farmink iz my oncle's farm. all da cows(hy tink he hed about vun hundred, iz all), dey knew ven it vas time to be milked, und dey vould come op to da barn dere own selfs, und get into da chutes, und den make da AWFULEST racket ontil my cousins (or ME) vould open da doors to let dem in. den dey vould vait vile ve put da milking machine sleeves on dem, und den ve vatch until dey vas done, und take dem beck off. den da cow would go out und eat some nize alfalfa dat ve hed for dem ven dey vas done... da only time dey vould get opset vas if ve pushed dem beck cuz da milkink stations vas alreddy full. Dey din' like to vait outside da door! Dey vas SO impatient! Bot, Hy guess if hyu hed a udder full ov da milk, und it vas heavy, hyu vould vant to get relief too.
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