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Post by Dragon_Master on Jan 11, 2012 5:00:18 GMT
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cjvr
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Post by cjvr on Jan 11, 2012 9:21:30 GMT
LOL!
Combat between the demolition and repair crews. I suspect the Mechanicsburgers would have made Saddam look cooperative.
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Post by tzoram on Jan 11, 2012 15:29:49 GMT
And now I am suddenly singing, "Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse, Bad Horse, He rides across the nation, the Thoroughbred of Sin..."
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andyab1000
Major General
Archivist Extraordinaire
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Post by andyab1000 on Jan 11, 2012 17:47:12 GMT
Zo, vhere did de "Blivet" go? She gots Gil's zappy schtick again, vor von panel anyvay.
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Post by datkhound on Jan 11, 2012 19:04:13 GMT
Undt all dat Activity vaz in de closed Museum, Hall of Death-dealing Electromechanical Fun!
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undjagerguy
Private :: Seeking Heterodynes
Vere iz de fightink?
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Post by undjagerguy on Jan 11, 2012 20:50:55 GMT
Hyu know Hy bet dat Mizz Agatha vill be qvuit pleased vith meester senchal dere. He prolly has much repaired dat de baron dun know about.
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Post by datkhound on Jan 11, 2012 22:59:50 GMT
See, dis iz vy Loyalty iz more better dan Obedience! De Loyal Mechamixsburgers resists de slightink of Mechanixsburgh for twenny years undu rebuilds everyt'ink dey can, viddout bodderink Miss Agatja 'bout itt. Hyu haz to t'ink ov all dese t'ings undt giff specifical orders to Mind Controlled slaves!
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Tarlok
2nd Lieutenant
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Post by Tarlok on Jan 12, 2012 1:05:54 GMT
Hy tink all of Mechanixburg es one beg minion briding grond. De Heterodnynes ho has controld de tovn for many generetions wore obviosly veri charsismetic and kuldnt help but turn any tovnie with de sleightest hint ef minion petential into a minion, jest bey de vertue of being Heterodynes.
Now the beg ting es that being a minion is generely not de sefest prefession, but being a minion to the Heterodynes, now that's dewn reight dangerous, and a stuped minion vould evetuelly do sometheng stuped enogh te get dead. Hy gess thet deadly stupedety vold be sometheng like pessing on de vrong stetue, take a depp in de vrong chenal, falling asleep on tiny monster eislend or eny number ov other stuped thengs. Failing to follow ay order frem the Heterodynes or de castle isn't jest stuped...
So over time de minion Mechanixburgers were kulled. De stuped minions died and the pepel not suited for de live as a minion or Jäger either left town, got to feed de monsters or lerned te keep dey heads down. Thet ets ey bad eidea to pess of de Heterodynes eis beyjond stupid shuld be obveus to all..
Ofver generetions de goodth smart minions breed evfer smarter, ever more lojel minions, and todey even de keds born in de last 20 years are sponteneus minions, and remakebly lojal et that thogh dey haf newer even seen a Heterodynes!
Der ist also a healty inflox ef Jäger treits being breed inte de popelace. Its all accerding to plan end de reson de Heterodynes made us Jägers totebly irresistebel fer de womenfwolk...
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andyab1000
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Post by andyab1000 on Jan 12, 2012 1:30:34 GMT
See, dis iz vy Loyalty iz more better dan Obedience! De Loyal Mechamixsburgers resists de slightink of Mechanixsburgh for twenny years undu rebuilds everyt'ink dey can, viddout bodderink Miss Agatja 'bout itt. Hyu haz to t'ink ov all dese t'ings undt giff specifical orders to Mind Controlled slaves! Yes, Loyalty is better than Obedience. Ask the Romans, who did not use slaves to row their war galleys because you can't trust slaves.
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ecchikitty
2nd Lieutenant
But if you squint up one eye... it gets even MORE out of focus.
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Post by ecchikitty on Jan 14, 2012 4:07:26 GMT
No no, hyu CAN trust slaves! Trust dem to backstab and take advantage every chance dey git.
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