Tarlok
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Post by Tarlok on Nov 19, 2014 8:05:03 GMT
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vonluftschiff
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Post by vonluftschiff on Nov 19, 2014 10:36:26 GMT
De Mistress needs to keep hold of dat veasel, yust in case der Tveedle shows up, because if he does, dat veasel is de first ting he vill try to kill, because he is a [insert ancient Jäger epithet here vot hy probably cannot type vitout exploding der keyboard].
Also, hy know hy keep harpink on about dis, but dey haff messed vit Mister Vooster's clothes again. All dis time he has yust been vearink a vhite shirt under his vaistcoat; hyu could see it vos vhite vhen ve first saw him on der train, even though it has been lookink a little grey because of der light. A vhite shirt vit a plain front und so a back fastening, ja? Dis is vot hy am makink for der cosplay (und let me tell hyu, stitchink a nize neat flat-fell seam by hand is needink all der years of experience hy haff, because dey are not forgiffink like normal seams - if hyu go out of der schtraight line, efferyvun can tell). Und now he suddenly got an extra layer betveen der shirt und der vaistcoat.
Hy mean, iz nize for him he got an extra layer, because hy vos tinkink he must be gettink a bit cold; iz schnowink out dere, after all. But vhere der dumboozle did it come from?!
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Post by m1a1x1i1m1s1h1a1t on Nov 19, 2014 13:10:07 GMT
Hy chust luff how excited de veazel looks in panel 3.
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vonluftschiff
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Post by vonluftschiff on Nov 19, 2014 13:22:20 GMT
Hy been vonderink. Is it a liddle boy veasel or a liddle girl veasel? Dis may be important if dey meet anodder veasel. Hy mean, dey may suddenly find dey up to der gunwales in cute liddle veasels. Maybe dey end up vit vun each. :-D
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Post by Sturzkampf on Nov 19, 2014 13:34:49 GMT
Last vun to include an Evil Teapot ov Destruction in dere fanfic iz a sissy.
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Post by tzoram on Nov 19, 2014 14:41:49 GMT
vonluftschiff, Meester Vooster's clothes changing every page might be de newest comic feature! Yah! He iz keepink op hiz skills as a master spy by never looking de same tvice. Phil iz messink vit hyu mind, man.
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vonluftschiff
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Post by vonluftschiff on Nov 19, 2014 14:48:10 GMT
Ja... he iz doink that... und my mind iz not in a goot vay to begin vit... *vibble*
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andyab1000
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Post by andyab1000 on Nov 19, 2014 16:08:30 GMT
De Mistress needs to keep hold of dat veasel, yust in case der Tveedle shows up, because if he does, dat veasel is de first ting he vill try to kill, because he is a [insert ancient Jäger epithet here vot hy probably cannot type vitout exploding der keyboard]. He probably will try to kill the weasel, but I don't think he will succeed. That weasel has to have a plot function beyond being a Tweedle replacement.
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Daedalus
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Post by Daedalus on Nov 19, 2014 16:14:19 GMT
De Mistress needs to keep hold of dat veasel, yust in case der Tveedle shows up, because if he does, dat veasel is de first ting he vill try to kill, because he is a [insert ancient Jäger epithet here vot hy probably cannot type vitout exploding der keyboard]. He probably will try to kill the weasel, but I don't think he will succeed. That weasel has to have a plot function beyond being a Tweedle replacement. Plot function: the weasels are too cute to leave frozen in Mechanicsburg, or even off-screen for more than a little while. Of course. Also, I'm ashamed with Brother Ulm. He seemed so genre savvy, but did not understand the simplest rule of foreshadowing: if you say " or worse", of *course* that thing will happen.
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Post by Sturzkampf on Nov 19, 2014 17:39:30 GMT
Also, hy know hy keep harpink on about dis, but dey haff messed vit Mister Vooster's clothes again. All dis time he has yust been vearink a vhite shirt under his vaistcoat; hyu could see it vos vhite vhen ve first saw him on der train, even though it has been lookink a little grey because of der light. A vhite shirt vit a plain front und so a back fastening, ja? Dis is vot hy am makink for der cosplay (und let me tell hyu, stitchink a nize neat flat-fell seam by hand is needink all der years of experience hy haff, because dey are not forgiffink like normal seams - if hyu go out of der schtraight line, efferyvun can tell). Und now he suddenly got an extra layer betveen der shirt und der vaistcoat. Hy mean, iz nize for him he got an extra layer, because hy vos tinkink he must be gettink a bit cold; iz schnowink out dere, after all. But vhere der dumboozle did it come from?! Hoy, dun schtress ofer de details. Choose de outfit hyu like und go vit it. Dun tink anyvun gonna say 'hyur throat sigil iz silver und it shyd be brass' or 'dot collar iz de wrong shape'. If they does hyu can alvays tak de pictur ov de outfit hyu iz uzing az reference. Or hyu can punch dem on de nose, whichefer iz easier. Tell hyu vot, if hyu promise not to schtress about de details ov de cosplay, hy promise not to schtress about de correkt shade of Dark Earth to paint my Airfix Spitfire, hokay? Chust dun get me goink on RLM 63!
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vonluftschiff
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Post by vonluftschiff on Nov 19, 2014 17:51:12 GMT
Airfix Spitfire? Niiiiiize!
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Post by Sturzkampf on Nov 19, 2014 18:01:36 GMT
Airfix Spitfire? Niiiiiize! Unfortunately, not de vay hy makes dem. Na ja.
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Post by Huntress on Nov 19, 2014 19:14:51 GMT
Pick an outfit. Any outfit. Then just do it. The folks I've met who were GG cosplayers are generally really nice and very understanding about the wardrobe vagaries. Dun sveat de small schtuff, baby!
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vonluftschiff
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Post by vonluftschiff on Nov 19, 2014 19:24:03 GMT
Ja... hy should really not be vorrying so much anyvay, because hy got to admit hy not shaped like Mister Vooster. He iz tall und a bit on der underfed side. Hy am a lot shorter und... vell, not exactly overveight, but more, shall ve say, solid. :-)
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Herdthinner
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Post by Herdthinner on Nov 19, 2014 21:14:28 GMT
Like sumvun sed on de Facebuch, dey need a Gandalf about now to say, "Dis iz beyond any uv hyu!"
DE CHOO CHOOOOO SHALL NOT -- PAAASS!!!
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