Double Secret Waffle Recipe (2016-02-12)

[Tarlok]

[m1a1x1i1m1s1h1a1t]

De panel dot toks about buildink a cow, de pages look like an RNA sequence.

[vonluftschiff]

Now hy vants der vaffle recipe! Dot vould be yust der ting to cheer me up. Hy iz in bed at der moment vit der third cold of 2016. Vell, either dot or it iz der same cold vot comes beck like a zombie.

[vonluftschiff]

Feb 12, 2016 12:46:47 GMT m1a1x1i1m1s1h1a1t said:

De panel dot toks about buildink a cow, de pages look like an RNA sequence.

Ja, dey iz.  Dis iz vot hyu get vhen hyu analyse vellum.

[demassius]

Buildink a cow iz verra handy if hu needz milk or leather. Und if iz a boy cow hu can getz zome horns und make de skyrim hat!
Hor hu gif de horns to annoder person to be makink der skyrim hat, den hu defeatz dem und takes der hat (iz much better dot vay)!

Alzo, hut really vantz some vaffles now. (shakes fist at the sky) "Damnink you Van Rijn!"

[thorinschmidt]

Feb 12, 2016 13:44:36 GMT demassius said:

Buildink a cow iz verra handy if hu needz milk or leather. Und if iz a boy cow hu can getz zome horns und make de skyrim hat!
Hor hu gif de horns to annoder person to be makink der skyrim hat, den hu defeatz dem und takes der hat (iz much better dot vay)!

Alzo, hut really vantz some vaffles now. (shakes fist at the sky) "Damnink you Van Rijn!"

hmmm. ectshully, most cows hev da horns, and dere iz no such ting ez a boy cow.  cowz iz gurls.  Bulls iz boys.  Steers iz eunuch bulls.  But, hyu iz probably from da city, or hyu hev leedle vuns who watch dat "Beck at da Barnyard" tv show, which vas written by en eediot who din' do enny research end made da main character a boy mit an udder.  

Now as for da makink of da hat, und da vaffles, hyu is spot on dere, brodder!

[Dragon_Master]

If you wish to make a cow from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

[thorinschmidt]

Feb 12, 2016 16:05:34 GMT Dragon_Master said:

If you wish to make a cow from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

Vell, yes, but usually, for most ov da time, da modular-cow kitz iz chust as goot!

[Herdthinner]

Hy...


Hy dun care about vaffles.


Hy know, hyu ken all barely stand to even see dose vords!! But iz true. Iz true.

[vonluftschiff]

Means zumting else over here. From der comic, hy understand it means ice cream vit vafers on hyu side of der pond. Here, it can mean savoury potato tings (vot hy like), or... dere iz dis ting called Stroopwaffelen, vot my best friend und hy reckon iz Dutch for lembas. Dey iz very thin vafer biscuits vit syrup in dem, und dey iz delicious.

If van Rijn had giffen dis recipe to my best friend, he vould probably haff got a proposal of marriage. Und my best friend iz not efen gay.

[Tarlok]

Feb 12, 2016 18:27:38 GMT Herdthinner said:

Hy...


Hy dun care about vaffles.


Hy know, hyu ken all barely stand to even see dose vords!! But iz true. Iz true.

Not even vith molten chocolate, schtravberries (may be subshtitoted vith jem), und vipped kreem?

[thorinschmidt]

Feb 12, 2016 18:27:38 GMT Herdthinner said:

Hy...


Hy dun care about vaffles.


Hy know, hyu ken all barely stand to even see dose vords!! But iz true. Iz true.

Hyu don vorry bout dat! Iz fine! Better den fine effen. Chust hyu let da odders act all krezy, und den hang mit me. Hy don judge. Oh, und ven dey pass da vaffles, hyu ken give me hyours, ja?

[andyab1000]

Feb 12, 2016 20:02:59 GMT vonluftschiff said:

Means zumting else over here. From der comic, hy understand it means ice cream vit vafers on hyu side of der pond. Here, it can mean savoury potato tings (vot hy like), or... dere iz dis ting called Stroopwaffelen, vot my best friend und hy reckon iz Dutch for lembas. Dey iz very thin vafer biscuits vit syrup in dem, und dey iz delicious.

If van Rijn had giffen dis recipe to my best friend, he vould probably haff got a proposal of marriage. Und my best friend iz not efen gay.

Vaffels in USA iz not chust vaffle cones vor ice cream. Dose are called dot 'cuz deye look like vaffels. Dis iz vaffels. Deye hav dese in many odder countries, as it sez here.

[vonluftschiff]

Fascinatink article! - und now hy really must go to sleep.

[ecchikitty]

Code within a coded code's code..... CODE!