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Post by m1a1x1i1m1s1h1a1t on Dec 13, 2017 12:07:17 GMT
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Post by Sturzkampf on Dec 13, 2017 12:11:02 GMT
Oh ja. Iz Martellus' lot. De schloppy riggink schud hef bin a dead giff avay. Mebbe iv hyu distract dem by throvink a schtick...
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vonluftschiff
1st Lieutenant
Ho! Dot guy? Smek heem sum MORE!
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Post by vonluftschiff on Dec 13, 2017 12:15:18 GMT
Even better... hy vonder if dey gots any schlognvurst in der hold? Ho. Vait. Hy yust remembered vot dey haz got in der hold. Und dese iz volves. Dey gots verra sensitive noses...
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Post by Sturzkampf on Dec 13, 2017 12:21:46 GMT
Pirate: "The cannons be spiked, Captain!"
Pirate Captain: "Arhh!!"
Pirate: "Oh sorry. The cannons are spiked Captain!"
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Post by tzoram on Dec 13, 2017 14:21:09 GMT
The cannons iz spiked? Hy dun know vhat dot means odder dan it disables de cannons somehow. Mebbe iz expreshun? Spiking de ponch bowl disables pipple. Iz dot it?
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Post by Sturzkampf on Dec 13, 2017 16:23:13 GMT
The cannons iz spiked? Hy dun know vhat dot means odder dan it disables de cannons somehow. Mebbe iz expreshun? Spiking de ponch bowl disables pipple. Iz dot it? Iz vor de old fashuned cannons, vhere you gots a cast iron muzzle loader, und dere's a hole at de back where hyu pushes in a burning match to ignite de gunpowder und mek de tinks go 'BOOM'. Iv hyu gets an enemy's gun, hyu shticks an iron schpike in de hole, chops it off to block de hole, und hyu kent fire de gun no more. Iv dey had had proper Death Rays like de Mistress haz, dot wud not be de probleem. Or mebbe iz now a generic terms for breakink schtuff.
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rosemaryr
Private :: Gots a suspicion
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Post by rosemaryr on Dec 13, 2017 16:48:04 GMT
(Hyu alzo spike hyur own cannons if hyu are gon to be overrun, und hyu don't vant de enemy to cepture dem intact.)
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Post by Mama Peechez on Dec 13, 2017 19:53:15 GMT
Hy guess hyu vere right Lieutenant Colonel Shturzkampf. Those definitely look like Martellus's wolf men. Hy vonder if dey vould be boddered by de smell uf fermented dung uf cloud baboons or not. Hy tink de captain vouldn't like usink it even if dey vere (considerink de monetary value uf de shtuff). De wolf men should be easy to outshmot in some vay though. Hy tink Tarvek vill end op in Englund, almosht on time, bot maybe Martellus vill be dere too...
Somehow Hy thought spikink de cannons vould make dem blow op if hyu fired dem...
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andyab1000
Major General
Archivist Extraordinaire
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Post by andyab1000 on Dec 13, 2017 22:54:09 GMT
Meybe Tarvk should point sunvhere out to the ocean und shout "SQUIRRELS!!"
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Post by tzoram on Dec 13, 2017 23:09:56 GMT
Iz vor de old fashuned cannons, vhere you gots a cast iron muzzle loader, und dere's a hole at de back where hyu pushes in a burning match to ignite de gunpowder und mek de tinks go 'BOOM'. Iv hyu gets an enemy's gun, hyu shticks an iron schpike in de hole, chops it off to block de hole, und hyu kent fire de gun no more. Tenk hyu.
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Herdthinner
Brigadier General
Guild of Monsters Steward
Dun make me use my Outdoor Voice!
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Post by Herdthinner on Dec 14, 2017 4:31:34 GMT
Meybe Tarvk should point sunvhere out to the ocean und shout "SQUIRRELS!!" VHERE??? DUN VORRY, EFFRYVUN! HY’LL GET DE BLIGHTERS!
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Post by m1a1x1i1m1s1h1a1t on Dec 14, 2017 12:09:58 GMT
Hy guess hyu vere right Lieutenant Colonel Shturzkampf. Those definitely look like Martellus's wolf men. Hy vonder if dey vould be boddered by de smell uf fermented dung uf cloud baboons or not. Hy tink de captain vouldn't like usink it even if dey vere (considerink de monetary value uf de shtuff). De wolf men should be easy to outshmot in some vay though. Hy tink Tarvek vill end op in Englund, almosht on time, bot maybe Martellus vill be dere too... Somehow Hy thought spikink de cannons vould make dem blow op if hyu fired dem... At zum point in de last 24 hours, hyu passed 500 posts! Zo kongretz! und sorry hy missed exactly vhich vun it vos.
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Tarlok
2nd Lieutenant
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Post by Tarlok on Dec 14, 2017 19:59:48 GMT
Hy guess hyu vere right Lieutenant Colonel Shturzkampf. Those definitely look like Martellus's wolf men. Hy vonder if dey vould be boddered by de smell uf fermented dung uf cloud baboons or not. Hy tink de captain vouldn't like usink it even if dey vere (considerink de monetary value uf de shtuff). De wolf men should be easy to outshmot in some vay though. Hy tink Tarvek vill end op in Englund, almosht on time, bot maybe Martellus vill be dere too... Somehow Hy thought spikink de cannons vould make dem blow op if hyu fired dem... Hyu can do dot by showink in a double or triple load uf black powder und a tvo or three cannonballs. Bot hyu vouldn't leave dem for de enemy as dey mosht probably vould clear de canons before tryink to use dem. Inshtead hyu deliberately blew dem op youself. Spikink de gons vot vot hyu deed if hyu hoped to recepture dem shortly.
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