Dagrun
Captain
Gott's leetle feesh in trousers!
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Post by Dagrun on Jan 15, 2015 2:36:14 GMT
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Dagrun
Captain
Gott's leetle feesh in trousers!
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Post by Dagrun on Jan 15, 2015 2:44:09 GMT
Hy had to look op 'scrofulous' - means 'morally contaminated' . . . .
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Herdthinner
Brigadier General
Guild of Monsters Steward
Dun make me use my Outdoor Voice!
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Post by Herdthinner on Jan 15, 2015 4:31:03 GMT
Hy had to look op 'scrofulous' - means 'morally contaminated' . . . . Oooooo! Dot iz SO US!! Mebbe dey read dis, after all!
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Herdthinner
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Dun make me use my Outdoor Voice!
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Post by Herdthinner on Jan 15, 2015 4:43:52 GMT
Hokeh, now dey haff recycled volverine jokes! (Becoz dey neffer recycle any jokes, as ve know).
For hyu intertenmen-- antlertinm-- fon und stuff, here iz a volverine joke from vun uv deir radio tings. Hy apologize in advance for de fonny spelling, but hy iz copying:
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Euglina (sum lady giffing Our Heroes money for fixink a clock): ...We're desperate. The Annual Running of the Rabid Wolverines isn't bringing in the crowds like it used to.
((odder Stuff happens))
Narrator (at de end uv de chapter): What is the mystery of the Onderdonk clock? Exactly how fast do those rabid wolverines run?
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Eff dey start making vit de jokes about horologists, hy vill haff to storm deir office!
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vonluftschiff
1st Lieutenant
Ho! Dot guy? Smek heem sum MORE!
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Post by vonluftschiff on Jan 15, 2015 10:21:36 GMT
Hy tink iz anodder layer of joke vit "scrofulous". Der vord originally meant sufferink from a disease called scrofula. Dis vos also known as der "King's Evil", because it vos believed dat der touch of a king could heal it. Zo to call Krosp "scrofulous" vhen he iz playink a king (und considers himself to be der Emperor of all Cats in real life) iz qvite a subtle vay of saying he very bad at beink royalty.
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Post by m1a1x1i1m1s1h1a1t on Jan 15, 2015 12:39:43 GMT
Props to Saber!!! There may have been no mop comment on the last page, but there is on this one! XD
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Post by Sturzkampf on Jan 15, 2015 18:03:54 GMT
My old friend von Zinzer vunce told me dot he cudn't unnerstand how chust looking at a creature, no matter how hideous, vud make heem vant to pluck his own eyes out so he vud be schure never to see it agen. Hy tink de Emperor in dot 'attractiv cat gurl' outfit vill cum close. Dots after Krosp has ripped hyur tongue out zo hyu can neffer tell anyvun hyu saw hym vearink it.
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vonluftschiff
1st Lieutenant
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Post by vonluftschiff on Jan 15, 2015 18:53:41 GMT
Hyu tink iz vorse dan Dimo in der ballgown?
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saber
2nd Lieutenant
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Post by saber on Jan 15, 2015 20:19:11 GMT
Props to Saber!!! There may have been no mop comment on the last page, but there is on this one! XD Dances and accepts moxana point happily even though its a silly thing to have guessed XD. Also pretends that the second outfit doesn't exist. I'm not even sure Zeetha could mange to force that on Krosp.
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mischa
Private :: Zumting Smells Goot
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Post by mischa on Jan 15, 2015 22:44:56 GMT
As any catowner knows. To try forcing a cat is like trying to stop a volcano to erupt with the help of a mere winecork. One need a cunning plan and good timing....swift wit and a well developed ( everything) to force a cat. It is better to ask the kitty NICELY! And bribe them with food.
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vonluftschiff
1st Lieutenant
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Post by vonluftschiff on Jan 15, 2015 23:02:44 GMT
Ja. Or, failink dot, to wrap der kitty up in a towel like in Lieutenant Sturzkampf's schtory. Or, in der case of my liddle Heidi, to sit on her vit yust enough veight to keep her schtill, because even der towel does not vork on her. She iz a schpitfire!
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Herdthinner
Brigadier General
Guild of Monsters Steward
Dun make me use my Outdoor Voice!
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Post by Herdthinner on Jan 16, 2015 18:07:50 GMT
My old friend von Zinzer vunce told me dot he cudn't unnerstand how chust looking at a creature, no matter how hideous, vud make heem vant to pluck his own eyes out so he vud be schure never to see it agen. Hy tink de Emperor in dot 'attractiv cat gurl' outfit vill cum close. Dots after Krosp has ripped hyur tongue out zo hyu can neffer tell anyvun hyu saw hym vearink it. Hokeh, now hy gots to cut it out und try it. Hyu know, FOR SCIENCE.
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