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Post by m1a1x1i1m1s1h1a1t on Dec 15, 2017 12:12:15 GMT
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vonluftschiff
1st Lieutenant
Ho! Dot guy? Smek heem sum MORE!
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Post by vonluftschiff on Dec 15, 2017 12:20:31 GMT
Better be a really goot idea hyu gots dere, Mister Tarvek.
Iz no fun beink der Tarvek, iz it? Iz bad enuff beink related to der Tveedle, vitout der Tveedle tryink to keel heem all der time.
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Tarlok
2nd Lieutenant
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Post by Tarlok on Dec 15, 2017 12:21:12 GMT
Hy hate ven dot happens. Hyu mobile iz dead und hyu found de only remainink coin operated phone in de country, or zo it seems, und hyu gots NO QUARTER...
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Post by Sturzkampf on Dec 15, 2017 13:03:36 GMT
Drinkink all de rum und settink hyurself on fire iz schtartink to look like a goot opschun. Anyvay, Granny iz not gion be pleased iv Tveedle keels Tarvek.
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Post by tzoram on Dec 15, 2017 14:27:35 GMT
Tings iz looking op for team Gil! Did Hy say dot out loud?
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andyab1000
Major General
Archivist Extraordinaire
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Post by andyab1000 on Dec 15, 2017 16:31:43 GMT
Meybe Tarvek und de Prirate Captain gonna pull a Jack Sparrow und board dot now unmanned ship next to dem.
OR...
Meybe de Professors ain't anywhere near de "Beyond the Impossible" vor dis scene. Meybe dere vill be a volcano eruption, a meteor headed straight at dem, a swarm of Megasharks appear below dem, und three Category 5 hurricanes iz closink on dem from three directions.
Und dot's de easy schtuff.
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Post by Mama Peechez on Dec 15, 2017 18:26:40 GMT
Hy like de idea uf hijackink de ship ven everyone iz busy. Martellus's volf boys may be tough fighters, bot dey are very shtoopid. No vonder de assassin hoped he vould be finished before de volf boys shtarted in. It vould be very fonny if Tarvik und de sailors uf piratical descent made off vit Martellus's ship vile de smoke knights vere battling de assassin und de volves. Though de captain might not like loosink her cargo...
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kriss
2nd Lieutenant
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Post by kriss on Dec 16, 2017 0:01:46 GMT
Hy like de idea uf hijackink de ship ven everyone iz busy. Martellus's volf boys may be tough fighters, bot dey are very shtoopid. No vonder de assassin hoped he vould be finished before de volf boys shtarted in. It vould be very fonny if Tarvik und de sailors uf piratical descent made off vit Martellus's ship vile de smoke knights vere battling de assassin und de volves. Though de captain might not like loosink her cargo... Ya, und she von't lyk de thought of abandonink her ship, bot if her now dead friend had cargo she vould get dot. Hy lyk dis idea, hy chust didn't post it furst: Meybe Tarvk should point sunvhere out to the ocean und shout "SQUIRRELS!!"
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Herdthinner
Brigadier General
Guild of Monsters Steward
Dun make me use my Outdoor Voice!
Posts: 2,834
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Post by Herdthinner on Dec 16, 2017 6:38:32 GMT
Hy like de idea uf hijackink de ship ven everyone iz busy. Martellus's volf boys may be tough fighters, bot dey are very shtoopid. No vonder de assassin hoped he vould be finished before de volf boys shtarted in. It vould be very fonny if Tarvik und de sailors uf piratical descent made off vit Martellus's ship vile de smoke knights vere battling de assassin und de volves. Though de captain might not like loosink her cargo... Ya, und she von't lyk de thought of abandonink her ship, bot if her now dead friend had cargo she vould get dot. Hy lyk dis idea, hy chust didn't post it furst: Meybe Tarvk should point sunvhere out to the ocean und shout "SQUIRRELS!!"VAT?? AGAIN?? VILL DEIR SCOURGE NEFFER END?? Hold my Jägerdraught. Hy gots business to take care uv.
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Post by demassius on Dec 17, 2017 10:36:36 GMT
Hu gots to be verra careful like, if hu messez mit der skvirrilz, ho yez.
Zo, Ve Hunt!
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Post by Sturzkampf on Dec 17, 2017 14:02:29 GMT
Hu gots to be verra careful like, if hu messez mit der skvirrilz, ho yez. Suddenly, de vorld meks complete sense. Oh dear.
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thorinschmidt
Major
Hyu keeds mit hyou krezy myusik!
Posts: 1,479
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Post by thorinschmidt on Dec 18, 2017 6:16:38 GMT
Hmmmm..... My vater used to vork at da NSA.
Growink op, he vould alvays be shootink sqvirrels. Ve vould eat dem, ov cawse. Bot he vould not allow a live sqvirrel to exist near da house.
<human mode> Both of those statements are true. </human mode>
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kriss
2nd Lieutenant
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Post by kriss on Dec 18, 2017 9:36:38 GMT
Hmmmm..... My vater used to vork at da NSA. Growink op, he vould alvays be shootink sqvirrels. Ve vould eat dem, ov cawse. Bot he vould not allow a live sqvirrel to exist near da house. <human mode> Both of those statements are true. </human mode> De NSA? Hy thought dere vas No Such Agency? Or vas it de National Sqvirrel Annihilators?
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thorinschmidt
Major
Hyu keeds mit hyou krezy myusik!
Posts: 1,479
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Post by thorinschmidt on Dec 25, 2017 6:53:52 GMT
Hmmmm..... My vater used to vork at da NSA. Growink op, he vould alvays be shootink sqvirrels. Ve vould eat dem, ov cawse. Bot he vould not allow a live sqvirrel to exist near da house. <human mode> Both of those statements are true. </human mode> De NSA? Hy thought dere vas No Such Agency? Or vas it de National Sqvirrel Annihilators? Hy dunno, he kent tell me vat he did dere.
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